Premium Handcrafted 'Tame the Aardvark' Fantasy Sword - Collectible Medieval Weapon for Cosplay, LARP & Home Decor

The sword can be used as both a part of the pirate wardrobe or as a word picture for controlling what we call 'The Aardvark'. The aardvark we are most concerned about weighs two tons and sits on students' shoulders. He wants to make life totally miserable for that student. Unless he is brought under control, there can only be struggle and frustration. The aardvark's name is 'English Language'. He only fears a sword. Students who master the English language need not fear. They must be properly equipped to keep this 'creature' in check.